Welcome to the home page of the Kingdom of Inkopah: Come for the poisonous serpents, stay for the will-enslaving toxins we put in your food!

History
The Kingdom stems from a colony of worshippers in the Frisian Snakehandler Congregation (Reformed) who fled Austrolusian persection by moving inland and enslaving the aboriginal Inkopahan populace. Their Republic of Free Frisia was overthrown in the Thirtieth Year of the Cobra by a descendent of the native dynasty, who currently reigns as King Kopacetec IV. Those Frisians who were not gently bothered into emigrating by the deplorable and deeply regretted Feathered Pillow Wars were forced to ingest their own foul mind-controlling liqueurs and now do menial jobs for the Inkopahan elite. Who's laughing now, pink monkey? Ha ha.

Our Country
From the capital city of Mwintage, in the Great Temple of Serpents, King Kopacetec rules over a vast empire that stretches into the continental veldt. The metropolises of Necessiter and Llippillutt are also sites of major snakehandler temples and the manufacture of medicines and pharmaceuticals for export. Our zeal for the Snakehandler Congregation is such that the villages of Okrhina, Kwuellaville and Pyrgynt and have grown up around formerly isolated cult temples.

The verdant countryside is dotted with bucolic homesteads. However, visitors are asked not to stop by the villages of Jamalabad, R'lyeh, Isore, and Westionmark, as these are currently occupied by the Sothoth Liberation Front (SLF), a nonviolent rebel group that has disestablished all vestiges of snakehandler worship and politely declined to recognize the legitimacy of King Kopacetec's government. His Majesty's Fifth Appeasement Regiment is currently in the eleventh year of emergency negotiations with the rebels.

Exports
Inkopahan medicines are respected globally for their potency. Doctors worldwide agree that they are highly effective and are much better than Cats! Exports are handled by co-religionist merchants of the Republic of Mylantium, through which the landlocked Kingdom maintains contact with the outside world.

Values
Being steeped in the tenets of the Snakehandler Congregation, all Inkopahans abhor violence and seek instead to promote world peace and understanding by persuading all of humanity to surrender itself into the coils of the Great Snake God.

Anyone seeking information on visiting the Kingdom (either singly or as part of a package tour) are encouraged to stop by the Inkopahan Embassy in their country. Courtesy libations will be provided.

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